I make NO APOLOGIES for who or what I am. I've been a rock chick since before my bones had stopped growing :) I'm too honest for most weak fools to handle. I don't live in 'pink glitter fairyland', so why pretend I do? I don't beat around the bush but most of my honesty is directed at myself. I AM A FAT/CURVY/RUBENESQUE/VOLUPTUOUS WOMAN with a fierce intellect, a big heart, a dirty and dry sense of humour and a big mouth (if it's called for) and WOE BETIDE anyone who tries to make me feel like a second class citizen. I am a loyal friend, a good listener and a fierce defender of all I love. If I love you and you need me, I'll be there for you in a heartbeat. I love my friends with a passion and expect the same commitment. I'm a bit unpredictable and loud when drunk and am prone to bursts of mini-depression, but these days I tend to laugh rather than scream when all is in tatters around me. I spend too much time online.......obviously. I'm happiest by the sea and value my free time greatly. I do my work under protest, as I'm a free spirit who doesn't like the constraints of time, and the necessary dilution of self required in my job (ie having to be nice to arseholes). I love solitude more than being in a crowd, but I occasionally enjoy a good raucous booze up with all my good mates. I swear far too much, bitch a lot, and sleep soundly after purging myself of woe :) I'm going to live to 100! Swearing is my stress relief. Without that my life is the film Falling Down. I will post pics of myself and stuff in my blog now and then, so have a look if you so fancy. Not because I think I'm shit hot, but I'm getting on in years and may as well take loads of pics of me before my jowls touch my shoulders :*) I am happily attached to a wonderful man with a large appendage who treats me like a princess and is wonderful at cunnilingus. Life is grand. I GET TATTOOED AT HOLY COW IN EASTBOURNE. I DRINK WHEREVER ANYONE WILL HAVE ME. DITTO EATING. I ENDORSE HAVING A FUCKING OPINION AND THINK ALL POLITICIANS ARE COCKS. DO TELL ME YOUR STORY NOW KIDDIES..........................
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| Currently listening to: |
Avenged Sevenfold |
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| Currently reading: |
Nothing |
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| Last movie seen: |
Pirates of The Caribbean 2 |
| Interests: |
Rock and metal music, cinema, shopping online and anywhere else, people-watching, painting, the works of H.R. Giger and Gustav Klimt, Art Deco, silver and marcasite jewellery, antiques, flea markets, TATTOOS, thinking about tattoos, getting tattoos, pining for more tattoos, talking about tattoos, imagery of cherries and gambling paraphernalia, 7 balls and flames, retro imagery/everything, lilies, leopard print, pin stripe, purple-black lipstick, immersing myself in Lush bath ballistics, lusting after the clothes on Torrid.com, corsets, hair falls, slapping on the makeup, Urban Decay and Hard Candy cosmetics (amongst others!), mad coloured eyeshadow, scrubbing up well on weekends, (as I have a very vanilla 9-6 existence Mon-Fri) writing, talking, not talking, sleeping, spooning, procreating, wearing weird hats, walks, gigs, festivals (especially The Bulldog Bash-best 4 days of every year!), camping, looking at pimped up/restored cars and bikes, reading, sitting in bed watching Sky and drinking tea, finding pubs which sell Hurlimanns, (Good on ya Shepherd Neame!)The Intrepid Fox in Soho,(sadly now deceased) The Marlborough Head and The Worlds End in Londinium, Finns in Weymouth, The Carlisle in Hastings, semi-intelligent conversation, lay ins, star-gazing, diet cherry coke yummmmmmmy, cream soda, cider, absinthe, blue curacao, Blavod vodka, Smirnoff, red bull. Yum. |
| Film: |
Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, The Fast and The Furious, 2Fast2Furious,, xXx, xXx 2, The Crow, Queen of The Damned, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, Roadhouse, Coyote Ugly, Constantine, The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Beetlejuice, Road Trip, G.I. Jane, Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies, Bride of Chucky, Stand By Me, Face/Off, The Rock, Swordfish, The Blade Trilogy, The Perfect Storm, School of Rock, Wedding Crashers, The Scorpion King, Freddy Got Fingered, Jackass The Movie, Steel Magnolias, John Q, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, Lethal Weapon, The Incredibles, Man on Fire, From Dusk Till Dawn, X Men 1 and 2 and 3, Labyrinth, Karate Kid and more............
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| Music: |
AFI, Bullet For My Valentine, Metallica, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson, Motorhead, Finch, Ozzy, Atreyu, Orange Goblin, Jimmy Eat World, Buckcherry, Aiden, Avenged Sevenfold, Slayer, Lit, Pig Iron, System, Roadstar, Coheed and Cambria, Stone Sour, QOTSA, Foo Fighters, The Ataris, My Chemical Romance, Trivium, Monster Magnet, Backyard Babies, Velvet Revolver, Joan Jett, Danzig, Machine Head, Lacuna Coil, Disturbed, Kid Rock, Hardcore Superstar, Nashville Pussy, Pearl Jam, Mother Love Bone, Billy Idol, Aerosmith, Rob Zombie, Toilet Boys, Entombed, Type O Negative, Alice Cooper, The Black Crowes, The Almighty, Cher, Pink, cheesy country songs (I love a song with a story in it), Otis Redding, Frank Sinatra et al, plus loads of 80s hair metal like Motley Crue, GNR, Tyketto, Tigertailz, LA Guns, etc etc etc |
| Books: |
I love Kathy Reichs, Patricia Cornwell, Jeffrey Deaver, James Lee Burke, Carl Hiaasen, Ian Rankin, amongst others. I have probably spent enough money on books in my life to cruise around the world for a year.I also loved The Dirt, Sharon O's autobiography. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M Pirsig. |
| Sport: |
Under duvet man wrestling |
| TV: |
It's all background noise but...........CSI, CSI Miami, CSI New York, Cold Case,Star Trek Voyager, Rescue Me, Nip/Tuck, Stargate, Stargate Atlantis, Brainiac, WWE, Invasion, Threshold, Pimp My Ride, Cribs, Extreme Makeover:Home Edition, Deal Or No Deal, Family Forensics, The Simpsons, Cash In The Attic, Supernatural, Discovery Channel, Futurama, Steve Irwin's Crocodile Hunter Diaries, Kerrang, Scuzz, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Home Improvement, 8 Simple Rules, Hope and Faith, Sex and the City, Friends bla bla |
| Art: |
Gustav Klimt, H.R.Giger, and mine |
| Idols: |
My mum, who brought 2 kids up on her own, when she was still a kid herself. My nan, who faced cancer with more bravery than an old lady should have to muster, and the bastard still beat her. Sharon Osbourne. Pink, she is who she is unashamedly-the way we should all be. Whoever invented New Rocks, Mary Janes and cider. Anyone who faces hardship in life and keeps on keeping on, without turning into a total arse. ALL UNAPOLOGETICALLY STRONG WOMEN WHO ARE MARGINALISED BY SOCIETY FOR BEING 'DIFFERENT' AND HAVE THE BOLLOCKS NOT TO CURL UP AND DIE.
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| Education: |
Grammar School, a broken family and life |
| Occupation: |
Administrator/dogsbody extraordinaire |
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