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About me
"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride ..." And we ... kill those people. Ha ha, "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus murdered; Martin Luther King murdered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan ... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice."


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Naia 
2007-04-17 16:07:21

all gone happy now hehehee

Naia 
2006-12-08 15:03:59

thank you muchly mr bert
i am jetlagged out my mind lol and freezing i have three layers on its ridiculous lol!!!! its odd to be back i miss oz so much already lol but at least christmas will feel normal i can tell u seeing christmas trees in blistering heat is just plain odd, oh and i am annoyed i didnt see one kangeroo lol!!! will post lots of piccies soon im jsut sorting through them hehe xxx

The Mad Hatter 
2006-11-16 12:31:56

We had him put down after he mauled the white rabbit!

Paul 
2006-11-13 10:53:18

i so want one of those!! penguins rule!

tami 
2006-10-12 23:11:37

helloooooo!!! hows u?! im dyin of illness hence why im at home whilst EVERYONE from uni's gone clubbin ....oh well!
hows work and stuff?!

xxxx

Naia 
2006-10-12 12:51:16

ditto, adobe photoshop keeps crashing cuz my files are too big!! why do computers hate me soooo its not fairrrrrr

KaZ 
2006-10-12 09:46:48

hows my Bert?
Ive just been told I smell Of Booze! lol, oops! still have a blue tongue from last night too :S Well it might have been my last MP for a while so i had to enjoy it!
Pancakes for breakfast soon

Naia 
2006-10-11 13:41:12

cool new piccies

Naia 
2006-10-10 10:33:17

fear not mr bert, mojo will be back hes jsut having a nap :P

Naia 
2006-10-06 10:21:36

ok i dont get it he types gibberish if u select a word that isnt gibberish the word is yours, whats the bleeding point although his typing is rather hypnotic, ah man why is boredom so rubbish

Naia 
2006-10-06 09:45:37

well a cartoon monkey couldn't really be a better clue!!! :P x

Naia 
2006-10-05 16:28:39

its mr mojo!!!!!!!!!

The Hoff 
2006-10-05 12:56:01

THE HOFF SAYS: YES MY LAD, FOR HOW CAN LIFE BE BETTERED NOW YOU HAVE MY SINGLE? DO THE HOFFMAN!

KaZ 
2006-10-04 11:17:02

i see u today! if ur not busy at work u can send me nice things

The Hoff 
2006-10-03 14:39:39

GET OUT MY CAR :p

S.E.V.V.E.N.N. 
2006-10-01 23:05:53

It's all your fault I joined up Have you heard a rumour MongSpace is going to start charging by the month soon? Prob spam x

Naia 
2006-09-29 01:19:35

and people dont believe me when i say i'm a reptile heheheeh :P xxx

Mr. Abdulin  
2006-09-27 15:48:42

WOW, you have referred some of your friends, great!

Paul 
2006-09-11 20:41:17

i believe mr bert, you want warriors of the world, but i think you should also download call to arms because it is equally as good! fine songs, fine metal songs!

Naia 
2006-09-05 13:00:28

lol!!!! spectacular schutff gotta love wales
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Currently reading: Romanitas
The Last Templar
Last movie seen: Underworld 1+2
Ong-Bak
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Interests: I'm really into my music, although my guitar is sadly of little use other than looking cool at the end of my bed. I used to do a fair bit of DJ'ing, but since moving back to London I haven't really had the chance, which sucks, but the time will come again! These days I try and get to as many gigs and clubs as I can.

Let's see, I'm a big fan of Alex Grey, and H R Giger's art work. I collect weaponry (3 Swords, 1 Axe, 2 Daggers, a mace, Riddick's Sabre Claws from the Chronicles of Riddick, and a pair of gauntlets currently.

By the end of this year I hope to have started on my quest to be a qualified skydiver :D I did a tandem jump in New Zealand and it was the single greatest thing I've ever experienced. The sense of freedom and detachment from everything around you is beyond comparison, and something I could never hope to do justice to here!

I like to travel and have been to various countries in Europe, along with New Zealand, Australia, and the US. I'd love to go to Egypt, and I also desperately need to get to Rome and Greece still from the European side of things, all for their history. The scope and scale of these places, and the events associated with them defy comprehension. The Trans-Siberian railway also, for some reason, seems to hold some kind of inexplicable lure to me.
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Fight Club, The Crow, Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars (all of them, even if episode 1 sucked), Anything involving Kevin Smith, Alien series, Alien Vs Predator, Near Dark (possibly the coolest vampire film of all time), Shaun Of The Dead, The Fast And The Furious, Resident Evil 1 & 2, The Blade Trilogy, Scarface, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ghost Ship, House On The Haunted Hill, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, Land of the Dead, Gladiator, Full Metal Jacket, Dog Soldiers, Terminator series, Top Gun, Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, Kill Bill, Saw and Saw 2 ('oh yes, there will be blood.'), The Last Samurai, Severence, Doom, Apocalypse Now, Black Hawk Down, basically any decent war movies, Ong-Bak, Underworld 1+2, Team America.
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Guns N Roses, Slayer, Metallica, Motley Crue, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Dredg, Pantera, Emperor, Velvet Revolver, Ugly Kid Joe, AC/DC, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, Biohazard, Hatebreed, Stone Sour, Audioslave, Breed 77, RHCP, Kill II This, City Of God, Pitchshifter, System Of A Down, Opeth, Dimmu Borgir, Immortal, Satyricon, Failure, Alice In Chains, Down, Devil Driver, Chimaira, Machine Head, Sepultura, Soulfly, Filter, Iron Maiden, In Flames, Rammstein, Fear Factory, God Forbid, Nile, Deicide, Miocene, Killswitch Engage, Arch Enemy, Skid Row, Rob Zombie, Buckcherry, Jeff Buckley, I-Def-I, Lacuna Coil, Pearl Jam, Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend, Combichrist, VNV Nation
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Mixing both authors and titles: The Lord Of The Rings, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, The Unberable Lightness of Being, Immortality, The Dice Man, Stephen King, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Squee, Conn Iggulden's Emperor series, Boudica series, Bernard Cornwell's books, American Psycho, The Dirt, Lost Souls, Drawing Blood, Exquisit Corpse, Bill Bryson, Neil Gainman's work (graphic novels, or the regular kind) Andy McNab, Birdsong, Tom Clancy, The Da Vinci Code, Romanitas, Life of Pi, 1984 (the first true story written before the events), James Herbert, Clarkson, Harry Potter (yeah yeah I know), Bill Bryson, The Last Templar, Clarkson. Loads of things really, I'm not too fussy genre wise, although I can spend hours in book shops without making a decision!
Sport: F1. That's about it really though.
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Blackadder, Family Guy, Scrubs, Lost, Dr Who, and Spaced. I don't watch very much TV. But while I'm at it, ANYONE who can stand more than 20 seconds of reality TV without being violently ill should be shot immediately for their own good. Really, it's the lowest of the low, idiots doing uninteresting tasks and proving that as time goes by intelligence becomes less significant just so long as you can dress like a whore and act cheaper still, if I wanted to see that I'd look out the window. Entertainment is supposed to allow you to escape the rampant idiocy that is rife in today's world, not shove it down your throat while you beg for more.
Art: Alex Grey
HR Giger
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The Hoff, Chuck Norris, Mr T, Bill Hicks, MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice and Baldrick. A finer selection of men have never walked this earth.
Education: University Graduate
Occupation: Software Tester
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