Do you remember as a kid running up to your Mum and Dad crying becuase you'd hurt yourself doing something stupid? Yup me too. Especially when someone bigger than me (yes, it used to happen) told me to do something and I did it without thinking. It's what kids do. You do it, you learn from it, you become a cynical git and don't believe anything anyone tells you. Generally, it's for the best.

Now meet the person who never quite learnt from it and blindly followed her Sat Nav onto a railway track. What makes this even better is that she got out, walked across the track, had a look around, messed about with the gates, and STILL didn't realise! This kids is why we have announcements telling you to mind the gap on train stations. Happily for her nobody was hurt.* Depressingly for the rest of us she's got a boyfriend and could therefore, presumably, find herself reproducing in the future.

There was going to be more here, but I'm too busy at the moment to unleash the whole experience at the moment. So you'll have to be patient.

*so the PC 'ohhh don't be so cruel' brigade to fuck right off before you even start on this one.